Storrrrrriieeeeeeeeeeesssssssss

Well...
as i said in the previous post,
i got storiessss to share..

Continue reading only if you're more than tooo free...

Let's start from,

INTRODUCTION

After so many days I've reported to the bank my debit card got stolen,
but still not yet receive a new one..
I checked online..touch wood incase anything happen to my another saving acc.
I found that the 10pound left in my stolen debit card was gone..
It was use for Lebara Online Top Up (something like Hotlink la...)
In order to top up online, you must sign up an acc inc name, hp #, add..etc
So, if the police ask the info from Lebara, then will know who's the thief right? logic right??
Call me Detective Maple...hoho!!


THE POLICE

K.. next day I ring up the police station..
Provide all the info : name, add, what happen, when, crime # (5min gone)
I told the police i got new info..
explaning.................................. (another 5min gone)
Here comes the climax....
The police ans me : " I dont know~ I dont know"

That's it!! yeaaahhh~~~ clap clap for UK police!!!
Wasted my 10min of my life (i rather to waste it on fb also not that kek hei~)
& 5 pound.. (I rather call someone know how to talk~)


THE POLICE STATION

I dont know is my communication prob kahhh~~
or the police hearing prob kah..
decided to go to police station with printing out watver things i can.. (sorry, mother earth)
the police says : "The thief might use a fake account."
I also know laaaa..but what if the thief use real acc???
Then he says that in this case I must talk to my bank..
ask my bank to inform police about this..
So that only they can further investigate..
Policeee police.. you are like asking me to do every step..
Give me ur gaji laa duhhh~~


THE BANK


Explaining sentence by sentence..
word by word to the bank officer.. (u know how fast I can speak one la~)
She check on my acc, but shows that my debit card is still active~
She gave a phone and Lost Card Dept number,
ask me to call and explain..alright~ no prob..
music music~~ "Sorry~all the lines are engaged currently, we'll ans your call asap"
music music~~ "Sorry~~~..........."

x A lot of times

after 15mins.....

Finally...........................

Someone pick up my call...god bless me~
Explain again~~
"Alright, I will now pass you to the Card Dispute Dept."
ring ring ring.........ring~~~~~~~~
music music music~~~~ "Sorry~~........"
music music music~~~~~~ "Sorry~~~~~...."

Unknown timesssss for 30 mins..

the music not nice lagi worrr..
I sit there holding the phone for 45 mins~~~ @@

Cannot tahan d...go back to the lady..
she help me call dont know what dept..
okie..gao tim.. card deactivated..
haizzz .. early early you should do so laaaa...
Then, I ask her how about the police thingy?
She check check..call call...
ask me am I using Lebara? Did i ever online top up?
Yes, once, early Dec..
She said the transaction I saw might be the transaction I use my own..
Because, statement wont appear immediately after one transaction is made..
But, I rmb i do once only wor..how about the another 5 pound??
Seee......
How c2pid UK bank is~~~
You only can check your balance after transaction is made for few dayssssss
However, I decided to give up..
Because if really is myself then the police come and catch me..HOW????
Im the victim also the thief??????????????????!! wtf.........

Well....I officially announce :

 I GIVE UP!!!!

Dear MF THIEF :

You slowly enjoy my apple..

FYI, I believe in Karma~~

THE DOCTOR


Was so so so sick last week..
High fever..
Swallowed few panadols...still fever..@@
Decided to go to see doctor..
I usually let my body heal naturally..
But this time bit serious..
I scare i fever too high bcm bodoh~ hhahahaahha
K well.. normal procedure,
register.. wait.. check throat ( say AARHHH).. check temperature.. check lungs
the doctor asked me did I take any medicine..
yeap~ panadol..

Doctor : " Im afraid you gonna to continue to take your panadol.. 2 tablets/times, another 2 after 6 hours, not more than 8 tablets/ day. No worries, is just a !@##$$% (scientific alien name) but it is impossible to cure in 2 days.. Drink more water and rest more."

@@!!!!!!
Is the first time I ever heard a doctor ask a patient continue own panadol.. without giving any other medicine.
and, the instruction she gave.. is printed on the panadol packaging larrrr~~~~~

STUNNEDD

Maple :" Doctor, can i request for an MC as I did not attend to class this morning."
Doc : " Alright, Im more than happy to write you a MC"

....tiiii tiii takkk takkk....tiii tiii takk takk... 

15 mins later......

In Msia is just PRINT, COP, SIGN right?

Here......

The longest MC I ever had..

Like an essay weehhhh~~ @@

CONCLUSION
Now I found rasuah is act a good thing..
At least they do something after you rasuah..
At least at least..after eating your money..
they wont ans you : I DONT KNOW~~ I DONT KNOW~~

Yes, agree some Maybank officer also kns...
but at least at least you can check the transaction/ balance immediately..
even after u purchase a rm0.10 candy online..
MAYBANK2U ROCKKKKKSSSS!!!!!!

Don't waste your abit-left-energy to walk to clinic..
Just stay at home, rest more, drink more water,
and...
continue your PANADOLsss

Thank you for wasting so much time to read this post...

But~~

Trust me....

Is worth than talking with a UK police...

Have a good day!!!

^^V